Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.

This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

As you do

A retarded way of saying 'like you do'

Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

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You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this