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buddy cracker

When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.

Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker

by Dougsda1 July 7, 2017


cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014


Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018


Salty Cracker

A pissed off squeaky white kid. "salty cracker" is chanted over and over again to piss them off.

They all chanted "salty cracker!" when that one squeaky kid lost in a basketball 1v1.

by tyrone pp March 6, 2020

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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 14, 2018


toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker November 2, 2015


cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024