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When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions
You know zillary got a Car Jack at the party, right?
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a person of middle eastern decent. Whos favorite hobby is usually bombing his neighbors cars.
Allah that damn car bomber put c4 in my back seat.
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The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).
So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.
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When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.
Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?
Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?
someone who can't pay their own car insurance so they go on someone else's and will do anything to get car insurance because they can't pay for their own. Somebody who sleeps with somebody to get car insurance
Dustin is a car insurance whore he uses fat chicks to get free car insurance
A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"
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Owner of a local car just made the definition of staff job double money
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