my asshole hurts, maybe its a symptom of ass disease!
It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.
Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.
You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
When a director becomes too fascinated by the technological side of movie making to care about anything else(i.e. James Cameron and Avatar.)
Spielberg really caught a case of Cameron's Disease when he made Ready Player One.
bozo disease is when you have such a skill issue you turn into a clown and you start dreaming about fortnite 19 dollar gift card.
Michael got bozo disease yesterday, he wasn't able to hit any shots.
A lawyer without ethics who gaslights client whom he/she manipulates for his/her sole financial gain
Mediation flip flops because of Idiopathic Disease
A condition that occurs after talking about morbius too much.
Symptoms include: diabetes, coughing up blood, repeating the sentence “it’s morbin time”, and animorphing into morbius.
“Dang jack has diabetes cause of his serious case of morbius disease.”
a dangerous disease known to spread slowly, starting from screens. once in contact with this virus online, it will slowly inhabit your mind, causing you to lose focus and energy, and eat away at your brain cells.
there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.
“Did you hear about the ibrahims?”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”