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Hello there, concerned roommate here. Recently, your son has discovered a game called “Angels with Scaly Wings". At first, I had no issue with your son playing this game. But soon, it started to affect his character. Only 2 days later, he started wearing a dragon costume he would never take off. On top of that, he has mysteriously gained a seemingly infinite amount of money of unknown origin. At first, he only used the money to buy furry fetish porn, but then things started to get concerning. He assassinated the prime minister of the United Kingdom, and then proceeded to pay United Nations to drop the whole thing and to cover it up. I tried moving out, but apparently, he had already bought half of North Korea’s missiles and said that if I leave before his "5 year plan" is complete, he will bomb everything and everyone I love. He has also forced Elon Musk to initiate reasearch on a "portal to The Dragon World" which he refuses to explain to me. I know he is 22 and you’re not raising him anymore, but multiple government associations are against me. My only option is to send this message to you, and hope you do something to control your son. Please respond as soon as possible and get your son under control, I am genuinely afraid of him, and it is very unsettling to see someone I used to know so well turn into this.
Mark: This new game called Angels with Scaly Wings came out on Nintendo Eshop
Jalen: Holy shit Nintendo was already evil but if they're really promoting furries I'm boycotting them
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The act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax.
We were getting it on and right before she came, I gave her some Angel Food Surprise.
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An NFL team literally NOBODY asked for their stadium gets zero fans overall. Did I mention South Park poked fun at them ya know it’s a bad thing whenever South Park gets involved
Jimmy: who here is a Los Angeles chargers fan
Nobody:
Jimmy again: see that’s the problem
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When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.
Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.
Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"
Guys: "Fuck you Terry."
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a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.
Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.
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When you fuck a girl so hard
you R.I.P. that pussy
I was feelin so horny so i called Jenny and
i gave her a Los Angeles Massacre
i straight MURDERED that pussy
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Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
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