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1. A person, generally smaller in size but not age, who can be a little fuckboy at times, pissing everybody off and shit.
2. A middle schooler that tries to act badass and attempts to be mature towards high schoolers.
1. Shut the fuck up you lil shit.
2. Shut the fuck up you lil shit.
After drinking coffee and eating tons of carbs then running you take a fiery, steamy, burning hot shit with a fudge-like consistency. It usually happens within an hour of coffee, with a smell similar to dead people, shit, and coffee combined. Even worse, it strikes without warning for the next hour leaving your pants in a shit covered hell.
Guy A "I love drinking coffee then eating pasta then running! Don't you?"
Guy B "Dude, your gonna get coffee shits..."
Guy A "Naa, I've got a colon of steel I...I need to change..."
Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”
When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.
A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.
I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.
When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.
Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.
the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.
you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit-stain looks like shit.
A combo of Holy Shit and What the fuck
Dude, Shit the fuck!?!?!