Meat handles

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.

"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

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Muffler Meat

When a poor person cooks their meat by wrapping it in tin foil and putting it next to their muffler as they drive around.

Dude, I had to sell my oven for food, but it's cool cuz I can make some muffler meat

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Meat Fork

A sexual maneuver of the hand, like The Shocker, but without using the index finger.

Girl was tight as shit, G, I had to give dat bitch the Meat Fork!

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Party Meat

Party Meat is Josh Kirby. One who goes to Tony’s and lets him have a party in his mouth where everyone is cumming. Tony’s bitch.

Who all is going to Tony’s party, the party meat josh Kirby will be there. We can all cum in his mouth.

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no meat pete

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom

Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?

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gentile meat

the most consumed protein by the average american on a commercial level, fed by jewish elites.
Unlike Halal, gentile meat is extracted from the finest shipment of undocumented cadavers from 3rd world countries.
The most common sources of gentile meat could be found in any 7/11 or fast food chain around every other interstate in America.

Hilary Clinton: Have u tried the new shipment of vegan haitians at the bagel factory?
John Podesta: Mmmmm.... more gentile meat.

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meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.

"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"

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