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''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''
Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
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A tattoo that is received in a hole in the wall tattoo shop or possibly in prison. Turd tats are given by a inexperienced person with homade equiptment and not using safety measures. Most turd tats are the first tattoo a person gets that isn't professionally done. Most turd tats usually say "MOM" or "DAD" in homade ink.
John just came out of prison with huge turd tat
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Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions
Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.
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Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time
Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad
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Bah-donk-ah-donk
That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle
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One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.
Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.
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a small enclosed area in which to defacate, such as an outhouse or covered kitty litter box with a door.
Socks is sure stirring up something in his turd cabin!
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