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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018


Arking

Arking is a term in which you create something awful. People who “Ark” are usually simps or pedos.

Guys I’m Arking a Minecraft Server!!!

by Pforpunch March 5, 2020


Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat

My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.

by flounder98w March 12, 2021


Ark victoria

Shittest school in ends. Fuck Mr nandi the fag. Most of the mans that go there are snakes 🐍. Only loyal mans in the school are rahat ahsan yahye and hudzz. All the girls are clapped 🤮. Go sym if ur reading this

Ark victoria shit school

by U don't know me g October 9, 2021


D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo

Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”

by Ak lol September 10, 2021


Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.

Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.

by Soob12 October 19, 2023


ark smash

a terrible smash bros discord server

today was so bad it was like ark smash

by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020