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B

The grade your Asian parents don't want you to get. If you get this, you're going to get spanked the hardest and loudest ever.

Parents: "Hey, what did you get on da report card?"
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK

by asoijdoijw2qoij2qeijq2ioj April 25, 2023


The B

The B, a mystical being, also known as "Denice" or "The Deez of the Knees". The B is Dennis R'S counter ego and he is only seen in the darkest and sexiest of nights.

I wish I could have my very own The B!

Bro. The B gave me a rock hard boner last night but I couldn't have sex with him sadly. ):

by Follower of Dennis R and The J February 28, 2022


$b

Sugar baby. Young woman looking for a sugar daddy, for a male "benefactor" to take care of her financially while she takes care of him physically and probably emotionally. Common form of prostitution in urban USA.

Tinder profile: $B looking for a generous man.

by Blu3jack March 15, 2019


the b's

barracks, the place where enlisted military live

we going to the club or back to the b's?

by big johnny July 9, 2002

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


B&B

black and broke

You know me..B&B

by tah-do March 11, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


The B's

The Bruins (NHL Boston team)

The B's play tonight home at the Fleet Center

by wickedMA February 6, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


A&B

Agonizing Butt-Hurt. A term used to describe people on social media who post vague comments to make other people wonder about their well-being to get attention; and/or make a great big deal about every insignificant event in their life to make people feel sorry for them; and/or make inappropriate comments to other people about life being unfair out of ignorance because they believe that life is "harder" for them. Can be used as A&B or A-B.

John: I saw that Ashley said that she had to make the most important decision of her life today, is she okay?
Adam: Yeah, she's just painting her room a different color, she's pulling an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).

Lindsay: I got six teeth removed on Monday, it hurts like hell.
Jack: Yeah, when I got one tooth removed, I thought I was going to die.
Lindsay: Are you serious? Don't be an A&B (agonizing butt-hurt).

Don: My kid has to go to the hospital for regular physical therapy sessions every week after being in the hospital for 2 weeks, it's exhausting.
Alex: Yeah, tell me about it, I had to take my kid to the ER twice last year, AND I had to take him to the doctor to get shots. Ugh, parenting sucks.
Alex is pulling an agonizing butt-hurt move.

by starduck96 January 29, 2015

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