a. girl getting bent over and done from the back over a bench. b. guy sitting on bench while girl rides him reverse cowgirl style.
My boyfriend and I had great bench sex last weekend in Georgetown, DC at the Old House Memorial....true story
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To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"
"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"
OR
"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
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Bench sex is primarily preformed on a bench of some sort (like the kind you can find at your local soccer fields). Many styles of benches can be used to have bench sex as long as one participant may be bent over it, or lied on it.
kid1: woah did you see sean bend kat over that bench and bang her?
kid2: yea! that was some hot bench sex!
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v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.
also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)
Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!
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Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.
"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."
Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season
A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.
Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid Iβll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof