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A person or animal that dedicates a large amount of time to bringing the death or severe injury of Justin Bieber. Though most of the time Bieber Hunters are unsuccessful, the other day one of them succeeded in making the pre-pubesent pop sensation walk into a door. However, it is often debated weither the inciedent was a direct result of a Bieber Hunter, or was a result of the stars own stupidity.
Bieber fan 1#: "OH SHIT!!! Beibers dead!!!"
Bieber hater 1#: "God Bless you "Bieber Hunter"s..."
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A very rare disease, in which a young teen (around 13-16) is unable to go through puberty for some ungodly reason. The side effects for the adolescent in question are usually microscopic testicles, however the worse side effects are experienced by near by persons, who are then forced to hear the screeching howls of the adolescent's singing voice.
Victim of Bieber Syndrome: "...and I was like BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOHHHH BABY BABY NOOOOOOHHH!!!"
Doctor: "Is euthanasia legal here?"
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When you or your friends are touched inappropriately by a Bieber look-alike, or Justin Beiber himself.
You: OMG, i just got bieber raped
Friends: EWWWWWW disinfect, disinfect!!!
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To be terrorized by Bieber songs for a long time, or where ever you go.
My sister Bieber-rized my day when she played Baby for 3 hours straight.
A text bomb of Justin Bieber lyrics sent from BieberBomb.com
Wow, Emily sent me a Bieber Bomb while I was on a date with Greg. It was so awkward.
Another word for Justin Bieber fan.
Lisa loves Justin Bieber, she is such a Bieber Beaver!
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A particularly virulent strain of super AIDS discovered in the late 2000s. Etiologically speaking, it is thought to be transmitted by the vacuous, semen receptacle and proud walking advertisement for abortion that is Canada's own trainwreck, Justin Bieber. Symptoms include:
- In men, the loss of external genitalia, and displays of extreme faggotry are the first signs of the onset of this disease. This is accompanied by trying to dress like the tool (saggy pants that make it look like you just shit yourself anyone?), and using words like "Swag" like a retarded sheep.
- Hemorrhaging of the ears
- Explosive diarrhea
- Projectile vomiting
- Crysturbating in a dark room to Justin Bieber posters and blowup dolls that you shamelessly hide from your parents
- Atrophy of higher cortical structures in the brain. Global signs of dementia and profound mental regression are extremely common in later stages. Critical-thinking faculties are the first thing to go, followed by grammatical processing, spelling, and response inhibition. The loss of response inhibition manifests as Tourette's-like outbursts against anyone who has enough brains to dislike the turd, usually to this other person's amusement. Eventually, the patient's cognitive faculties are all but lost, rendering them zombies.
Other symptoms include everyone who hasn't caught it finding you insufferably obnoxious and wanting nothing to do with you anymore.
There is no known cure for Bieber Fever that results in the patient surviving. The only known way to cure Bieber Fever completely is with a bullet to the head.
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