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Two idiots who drive side by side because neither wants to nut up an pass the other. Usually at least one of them is texting
Look at these two bumper buddies. They're backing up traffic for a mile!
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Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.
Shit, I have no mirror, hand me one of those coke bumpers.
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The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.
John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".
Me: Mmmhhmm...
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Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper
Someone left a bumper cupcake on Scott's car again.
When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together
You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?
Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you
Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends