Dick-in-charge

When all rational thought and behavior goes out the window on a sexual conquest. More succinctly put, when you are no longer in charge of rational decision making, as your dick is calling all the shots.

Larry was clearly no longer in control when he flirted so heavily out of his league with Linda. He was suffering from a case of dick-in-charge.

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get a charge

To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.

I get a charge out of watching Seinfeld.

I get a charge out of driving fast.

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charge buddy

A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.

Worker 1: "Since we have the same model of smartphone, can we share the same charger?"

Worker 2: "Yeah, so you'll be my charge buddy."

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Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.

"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"

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storing a charge

When you are holding in a huge poop

Why are you walking funny?
I have been storing a charge ll day.

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charge sesh

A period of time spend gathered with a collection of friends, always clustered around electrical outlets for the purpose of phone charge. Most common in decivilized locations like campgrounds

Dude, Kelseys been texting me non-stop, we need a charge sesh tonight.

Yo, im feeling a charge sesh in the bathroom instead of this lame chill sesh.

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Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

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