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food that is not only comforting to the taste buds, but all the other senses.
gotta get me some comfort food
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A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.
Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."
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A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"
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A well-proportioned; physically and sexual attractive. Usually a hot chick with a C or larger cup and a hot body.
Q:What's the difference whether she's built for speed or comfort?
A: Megan Fox built for speed, Scarlett Johansson built for comfort.
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do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO
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A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.
Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
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the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region
did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin
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