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He is a slow presedent that no one likes at all
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Donald J. Trump is the 45th president of US; being the first orangutan in history to become a President, and also the only President of US to hold a glass of water with only one hand, which is all you need to know about him; since he has hardly achieved anything else.
"Iä! Iä! Covfefe Yo-Semite TRMP President TwenTwen!" (trans. Trump for President 2020)-This is what His followers chant during His worship.
Donald Trump is your president, and you must listen to your president!
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Also known as 45. Lost the popular vote in the United States 2016 Election but, won the electoral votes to push him to subsequently win the election.(Hence number two.)
Recently revived as a verb. It is the act of releasing waste from your body into the toilet.
Angie: "You going number one or number two"
Mary: "Going Donald Trump"
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A gae man who drinks 12 cans of diet coke and pizza toppings
Person 1: Hey Donald Trump's teeth are gonna come off soon cuz of how much coke he drinks
Person 2: Cool man!
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A racist man who wants to take away EVERYBODY’s life.
Donald Trump will take out lives
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The biggest fucking dumbass ever, and also a disgusting asshole. Alternatively known as 'cheezle cunt' 'sweet potato hitler' 'carrot face' and other similar nicknames.
Person 1: I still can't believe Donald Trump got elected in 2016
Person 2: Same! At least he's gone now, thank fuck.
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