Soft drinks

A word used by smaller meme accounts to replace the word meme because normies ruined memes.

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stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.

A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.

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angel drink

Also known as Angel Shot. This code drink order alerts bar or wait staff to a situation at a bar or restaurant where someone is actually feeling uncomfortable, where somebody is maybe a little bit forceful, might be making innuendos, whatever the situation is that’s making someone not feel safe. Not gender specific, everyone deserves to feel safe.

Order the angel drink various ways, depending on the severity of the situation. Order the shot “neat,” and staff members will walk a female customer out to her car. If she road with her date or has no way home, ordering the shot “with ice,” lets servers know they should call a taxi, Uber, or Lyft for the customer. In an emergency, women can order the angel shot “with lime.” Staff members will immediately call police.

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drinking with jesus

The act of drinking in solitude without the connotation of being an alcoholic.

-I can't believe you pregamed alone last night, you're such a loser.
-Bro, I was drinking with Jesus.

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Boss Drink

A term for a 2 liter bottle of soda. Usually what people in the south call them.

What should I get at the store?

Get a couple boss drinks, and that should be enough for everyone.

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Drinking age

mostly 18, sometimes 16. But in the United States, it's 21. Main reason why American college students leave the country for spring break. Also proven to be a trap for international students coming to study.

Scenario 1 (local American student)

Bar tender: Can I see an ID?
Student: (hands over fake ID)
Bar tender: Looking at your ID it does not appear to be real, I am sorry but you have to leave.
Student: WTF!?! I am seriously sick and tired of waiting until 21. I am going to Canada for spring break where the drinking age is 18!! Maybe party in Montreal! Plus they are generous to accept my American drivers license there.

Scenario 2 (International student studying in the US)

Bar tender: Can I see your ID?
Student: (hands over a European passport)
Bar tender: I'm sorry but you gotta be 21 to drink
Student: WTF!? I thought you have to be 18
Bar tender: Nope, it's 21, and it will always be
Student: Then I was tricked, in my country I can drink at age 18. The US has the stupidest drinking age ever and they seem to hate college students like us...

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Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die