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The difference between arm span, using the longest fingers, and height, minus shoes, hat and pompadours. Positive numbers indicate meatheads, knuckle draggers, etc. Negative numbers indicate highly evolved, higher planes of thinking, etc.
Dude, you're kind of slow on the draw, what's your ape factor? Wow, your a +4, now I understand...
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The attribute that Daniel Tosh possesses which can turn a man Gay. This is a common sideaffect from watching too much Tosh.O. If you have ever done something that Daniel Tosh does on his show (while naked), you know that you just performed an extremely GAY act, and you can no longer hide from you gayness. This causes one to come out of the closet, and obviously be shunned by his family.
John Travolta: Hey mike, um did you catch tosh.o last tuesday?
Mike: yea i did why?
Travolta: well, i have to tell you something, i have had a pleasure coach stick his head up my ass before...
Mike:wow, well, yeah YOU'RE gay dude.
Travolta: Really? dammit, i hate the Tosh Factor.
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To gauge your level of bed-head in the morning by comparing it to Phyllis Diller's hair.
"Daisy, what's your Phyllis factor looking like today? Please advise."
"Morning Denny, my Phyllis factor is at an all time high and you really butter my croissant " * sent with winky guy and 2 heart eyes guy.
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When you have sex with a girl and you completely ignore her for the first half and look away. Then all of a sudden you look straight into her eyes and scream at the top of your lungs. The desired effect is that later after you're done she will call her friends and say: "OMG did your boyfriend do this? because he scared the shit out of me when he did that."
A girl gets scared by her boyfriend when he screams at her during sex after ignoring her and looking away for most of the time. That my friends is the OMG Factor.
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Yes, believe it or not, a rating system for gnarliness does exist!
The gnar factor measures how gnarly a certain activity is.
It can range from being low and lame, to high and extremely cool!
Note: The gnar factor does not neccesarily involve numbers and/or specific levels. It should be used to the best judgement of the person using it.
"How was the new half pipe in the new terrain park on the mountain?"
"Dude, the gnar factor was out of this world! It was intense!"
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Amount of potential to be in the clutch state.
Having a high clutch factor means you'll be more likely to be clutch during a competitive activity such as sports.
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An arbitrarily defined value, usually abbreviated by a J in equations, which adjusts for errors in the process of calculation. This is generally used by physics students who are unable to achieve expected results through experimentation.
According to our data, all of the ice caps will melt in 34 days. So I threw in a little j-factor that bumped it up to 94 years.
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