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A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.
I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.
When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.
We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...
Pour glitter on the bed, slam girl on the bed, fuck the shit out of her, and BAM glitter sex cuz glitter goes everywhere.
Hmmmmm glitter + sex = MESSY
Walla! GLITTER SEX :)
A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.
My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.
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A Term to Describe someone that likes to get Pee'd on.
The Act of allowing a Male/Female To Urinate on you.
A Male who is in the Closet and Likes to be Pee'd on.
Also know to be a Huge Fan of R.Kelly
*Stacy Went to her Boy friends house to surprise him and walking in on him Being Glitter Pixie'd By another Man.
*(Guy1) Hey man we i Need to tell you something about your cousin.
(Guy2) what's that bruh bruh.
(Guy1) I think he a Glitter Pixie.
(Guy2) :( i know man why you think he still has the plastic on his couches.
weird fake group of white bitches who don't know how to act around a group of white males
The glitter gang threw a party and then all made out with Jack.