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Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
Troy: *nods head*
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When a partner places a piece of cloth (preferably a white blanket) over themselves and the erect penis of a male and proceeds to perform fellatio while making ghost noises.
Alex- I love getting Halloween blowjobs from my girl.
Sean- I know, the ghost noises really help me get off.
A girl who dresses normally all year, but for one night, October 31st, she lets her true whore show by wearing the sluttiest Halloween costume possible.
This costume party is great! It's full of Halloween whores. Look at that one in the slutty Game of Thrones wilding costume!!
An upset stomach due to the consumption of large quantities of something sweet.
Dude! I had one to many smirnoff ice. I got the halloween belly now.
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The Worst sugar crash you've ever experienced; Usually Happens the Morning after Halloween. It can be combined with alcohol.
guy 1: man, I have such a sick halloween hangover.
guy 2: Stop talking so loud!
A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.
The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.
Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
A loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement (much like a black cat on Halloween) made at the same time when one is beyond disgusted by something.
How to properly perform the Halloween cat: Simply stick your 'tail' out, shoot your shoulders up, put your hands out in front like claws, and arch your back. Don't forget to gag as loud as you can.
One could also just say the phrase 'Halloween cat' when the situation does not allow for the loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement. The phrase alone is also very effective.
Friend #1- 'I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my mom!'
Friend #2- 'Halloween cat!'
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