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A virtual chatroom in which the implementation is somewhat questionable (you can often try to enter rooms and just get kicked back to the frontpage with no error message.), and nowadays 99% of the time, if you enter a room;
- 80% chance of there being an actual constructed queue system
- 80% chance of that queue being stuffed with losers who have nothing better to do, and remain there even if the owner treats them like shit.
- 85% chance of getting kicked while in that queue;
--- 60% chance that it's just on their own whim.
--- 40% chance it's because they see it as the most convenient way to move their 'friend' up in the queue.
--- 40% chance that if you return and ask why you were ejected, you'll get ejected again because they don't want to be shown up as a power abuser.
Those considering this place, I can only suggest you check out Furcadia, which is similar, and more importantly, has (primitive but reasonably powerful) scripting, and doesn't force you to pay for furniture. You might think the fur thing is weird, but it's nothing compared to the contents of Habbo Hotel.
Me: Does anyone here speak english?
Habbo: wtf!!1111
Me: Well, at least I'm almost at the front of the queue now.
You have been ejected.
Me (returning): What was that for?
You have been ejected.
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This is a description of a female who looks for a male sex partner, then lures him to a hotel for sex. She is normally married to a wealthy man and therefore can afford a hotel room and does not have to worry about being caught and losing her inheritance. Normally these females are quite elderly, yet carry themselves with a hint of grace. These ladies are similar to a money slut, with the only difference being that a hotel slut is more interested in sex than money.
Jim: I was out last weekend and met a great looking woman, she was a bit old and married, but she took me to a hotel and let me have my wicked way with her, it was great!
Andy: Wow, she must be a "Hotel Slut", those ladies are rare!
Jim: Yeah I know, the only problem is she gave me a STD and the doctor says I will probably never be able to have children.
Andy: Thats terrible, are you going to see her again?
Jim: Damn right I am, I don't want kids anyway! I'm meeting her in a hotel for sex in 30 minutes!
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an evil game; a game which you must play and get all your courses fail =
Habbo Hotel is fucking my school work up.
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habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha.....
habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha....
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Stealing that TV landed Dewayne straight in the Homeboy Hotel.
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A Fucked up virtual world. With pedafiles surrounding you. Some people get so addicted to it they pay for fake furni and credits/coins. ive seen my friend on it hes spent 15$ on it just to have credits and have new clothes. The hobbas are fuckers they ban 4 nothing and u then lose everything. Trust me habbo hotel is a fucked up thing that should of never been fuckin made.
Peda File: Wots ur name?
Kid: My mummy told me not to give info to strangers :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Furni.
Kid: :O My Name Is James Barnes
Peda File: Where U Live?
Kid: Mummy told me not to say dat either. :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Credz.
Kid: :O I Go to .....
News: Child James Barnes has been killed. They say he was playing Habbo Hotel. He was found outside his house stabbed. Also he had lots of furni and credz/coins!!!!!!
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What my ex is gonna be checking into tonight. They serve 'Breakup Breakfast', 'Lost Your Boyfriend Lunch', and 'You've Been Dumped Dinner'.
Sarah walked in on her boyfriend last night whilst he was getting sucked off by a shovel troll. She's pretty messed up, so she'll be checking into the Heartbreak Hotel this evening I imagine.
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