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used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
when you absolutely blow your pants up
guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!
guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.
Not caring about something AT ALL
John: I'm gonna tell on you
Jake: I give half a shit
I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.
I like the shit of your cock, kid.
Used in one of my favourite brittany moments
Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting