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The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.
Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”
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from jojo song ANEMONE PARTY
SWALLOW FISH REMIND YOU OF A i said no i said woah
tweeting or being active in social media as the sign of being alive or around.
He sent me this : I tweet so i exist .so guess he is still round and not that sick.
She is just agreeing with you and doesn't really like you. You need to give her some space and be more there for her than usual. She might be angry and just might wanna be alone. Leave her alone and come back when it is time and feels right. You'll know it when you see it.
Him, "Love you babe ♥♥"
Her, "I love you, I guess"
Him, "What's wrong?"
Her, "It's uh nothing well I have feelings for someone else. I don't want you no more."
When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.
Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.
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..said when someone prefers their own definition after being given credible evidence to the contrary.
"Don't you try to tell me what that means, I know what I know!"
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