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Jesus Christ

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

by Fizzzyy April 19, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

โ€œOh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicycle

Interjection indicative of trouble, something wrong

"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.

by Doc Rock 75 April 26, 2023


jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

by Buff Bufferman August 7, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Christ on a bicycle

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.

'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'

by CobyPryant March 25, 2007

76๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

โ€œJesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrotโ€

by abbicus January 4, 2019

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

by reid_o April 5, 2009

66๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž