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Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
The gateway to a world of pleasure
Just twist them nip knobs and she's all yours
A viscous liquid salty to the taste that leaks from the end of an over excited penis.
He wiped his Knob Snot on the inside of his trousers rather than use a tissue.
A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.
Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.
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a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual acts.
Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.
Your in the jungle, a trooper is down, gangrenes setting in, "Who's used all the penicillin?" "Oh mark pattson sir, he's got knob rot of some tart"
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The art of poking an erect penis into someones eye for a laugh and then shouting about it.
While enjoying a bit of foreplay, he thought it would be funny to knob eye his girlfriend.
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Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.
Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.
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