literally the hottest mf alive. way better than you could ever be. face it. she’s better than you.
“who’s that? they look so epic and cool and gangsta!”
“oh, that’s mallory!”
AKA Your Majesty
shawty fine, the best, top of the line, one of a kind & she damn sure knows how to stimulate minds! The word REAL doesn't exist without Mallory being the definition of it. Sweet enough to lend an open ear & mind but she will never sugar coat sh*t! Catch her when she cares & she'll be loyal til the end. But break her trust & she'll break that snaggle tooth right out your broke irrelevant unworthy stank booty ass mouth
Everyone: Mallory? Sorry! Mallory My Majesty? Sorry!
She is the most beautiful person, the kindest, happiest, most amazing person on the planet, and tries to be kind through every endeavor, no matter how much it hurts either person.
I speak with the moon on late nights, he tells me of the sun, where they almost never see each other, and I speak of you, Mallory, knowing full well you will never see me for who I am, but knowing the night sky could never outshine you in my eyes.
Annoying and bad at Volleyball
Oh my got the new girl is such a mallory
A sweet lady despite being called a hoe, slut, and various other insults. She cares about her friends and will not hesitate to hurt anyone who hurts her friends. She keeps tabs on her enemies but is fun to hang out with.
1: "Dude, did you hear about Mallory?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "She beat someone down because a guy threatened her friend."