Random
Source Code
Random
An old piece of crap jacked up car with over-sized rims, annoying sound system, being driven by a Spooby.
Wow, Frank looks like such a Spooby in that piece of crap Cadillac Spooby Mobile!
11👍 2👎
A car that is so low on gas it is considered to be running on Hope.
Man, for the last eight miles I was driving the "Obama Mobile"!
29👍 8👎
A mobile phone operator with horrendous North American coverage. It compensates for this shortcoming with low monthly rates.
My T-Mobile phone doesn't work in the suburbs. Can I use your Cingular/Verizon/Sprint/house phone?
306👍 149👎
A mobile version of the game PUBG that usually poor south asians play desperately in order to claim themselves as "gaymers", playing this game on emulator is also a way to come out as gay towards your friends and family.
Hey my friend Nikhil is a gaymer, he plays pubg mobile.
43👍 16👎
A sigh that black people is starting to learn how to use TECHNOLOGY. BOOST MOBILE will one day take over the world by making millions and millions selling their product to white kids.
Nigga where you at?!
Nigga where you THINK im at?
Nigga how you work this phone?!
WHAT? I cant hear you?
I think its your signal!
Nigga wtf is a signal!
Boost Mobile sucks!
306👍 151👎
World's 3rd largest company (2009 sales: $310 billion); 2nd largest oil company (after Royal Dutch Shell).
Founded by John D. Rockefeller in 1862 in Titusville, PA as Rockefeller & Andrews Oil. Using combination of trust agreement and a holding company based in NJ, grew to totally dominate oil production, transport, and retailing. Standard Oil incorporated 1870.
Trust agreements revoked (court order) 1892; SO holding company broken up 1911 into 35 entities, including: Exxon, Mobil, Chevron, ARCO, Conoco, and Amoco. Amoco and ARCO were absorbed by British Petroleum, while Conoco merged with Phillips, Chevron merged with Texaco, and Exxon merged with Mobil.
Apologies to Urban Dictionary for misspelling the company's name "Exxon Mobile" in the definition for BP, p.l.c..
Exxon Mobil operates 37 oil refineries in 20 countries; in the USA, it owns and operates about 12,000 service stations.
Exxon Mobil mostly evaded any significant financial responsibility for the 1989 Exxon Valdez tanker crash, the 2nd worst oil spill in US history (since eclipsed by the 2010 Deepwater Horizon blowout. That disaster cost the company about $4.5 billion, paid out over 20 years (or roughly 2% of profits over that time period).
11👍 2👎
Mobile gaming used to be really good in the early 2010s, but nowadays they either fall into one of the following categories:
1) Cheap and trashy games that are littered with ads and poorly optimised. These types of games spread like cancer in the app/play store and are mostly based on arcade concepts of more successful titles (e.g. candy crush, coin pushers, bubble shooters, etc). They are often made by some unknown developer with the sole intention of making profit. Many of them have fake 5-star reviews.
2) Pay to win games that are set-up to become nearly impossible to beat unless you pay.
3) Games that adhere to some sort of EXP leveling or reward system. Most of the old titles like fruit ninja have adopted this system, which ruins what used to make these games really fun.
4) Games that claim they will give you money for playing, but are actually a scam.
The days of pure uninterrupted mobile gaming are now gone. The only good reputable mobile games out there are from indie developers, which are mainly seen on the Google Play Store.
Guy 1: You see brad over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...?
Guy 1: He likes mobile gaming
Guy 2: Ewwwwwww
9👍 1👎