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A badass motherfucker who smokes weed on a podcast with zero shits given. Elon also owns Space X, an autistic space company trying to fly to the red planet mars bar to colonise and house the planet...in 200 years. I wouldn’t recommend messing with this cool ass mother fucker otherwise he will buy your unsuccessful company and make you say Asta La Vista to your whole lifes work.
Elon Musk: Steve Irwin was a legend.
Peta:He harmed animals and we don’t appreciate that!
Also Peta:*deleted*
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When you attack a project, or life in general, with a I'm-gonna-save-the-world-and-run-everything-with-batteries mindset.
Neighbor 1: What's up?
Neighbor 2: This dude just gave everyone in the neighborhood solar panels. He's elon musking!
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The man that is simultaneously, the dumbest man on the planet and the smartest man on the planet.
Elon Musk is dumb and smart. Also he bought Twitter lol
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Some bisexual South African dude who works for nasa and steals memes
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The very top of the butt crack.
Sweat dripped down my back into my musk hole, which caused an itchy sensation that I had to scratch, leaving me with a musky smelling finger.
You messed up bad and let your venture capitalist fever dream ruin everyone’s day
Oh man, I Musked it up so bad last night. I bought a social media platform then ruined it for everyone
To completely mess something up and be 100% at fault for it. Though typically applied to business decisions it can apply to anytime someone messes up something really easy, also similar to making dumb statements the rest of the world knew was dumb but doubling down on it - similar to putting your foot in your mouth.
Bob thought NFTs would actually be an investment strategy after he saw it on the local news. he really musked it up.