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Full of air bubbles; Unable to burp or fart so you release the gas via hiccups.
I have the hiccups from nittiness
the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less
"Brush those nitty teeth before you speak to me like that."
"Keep doing that shit, you'll have no nitty pegs left."
Someone who has no friends and still try to be cool
Oh my god man did you see that nitty mug reading in the libary - John
Yeah bruv he gets no puss - Wilhelm
1: Da minuscule-but-abrasively-hurtful details dat Elliot Ness had to deal with in regards to Al Capone's right-hand-man henchman.
2. Da unpalatable and irritatingly-picky details regarding actual history of whether said smug sleazeball actually performed many of da entertainingly-memorable felonious actions portrayed in da 1987 "The Untouchables" film.
Da wildly-popular "war on liquor" gangster-drama starring Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro may indeed have been exciting and dramatic for its viewers, but if you get right down to da Nitti-gritty of it, da infamous "goon in a white suit" character played by Billy Drago apparently never personally performed hitman-style assassinations as depicted in said movie, nor was he actively involved in much if any actual killing, either.
My balls are covered in lice, people keep staring at me. I’m the least favourite out of the friend group.