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When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.
Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.
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Codeword for an STD, often said as a promise by rich married men to their mistress(es) among other lies like leaving their wife for them.
Which would you like to receive 1st, baby? The Ugandan Ostrich Farm or the Dirty Sanchez?
Gangly creature of fight native to western pennsyvania. This organism is proned to acts rendering others "in the dark" and can often be seen on the floor requesting upward assistance.
Josh Pekich
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When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.
"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".
Time to feed the ostrich is code word for going to go smoke methamphetamines,.
"Hey man just picked up from grandma, let's go back to your place and it's time to feed the ostrich"
Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich
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