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When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip
Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?
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this ones a 2-fer
a soul patch near the pussy
OR
a birth control patch
dude i faucked this chick w/ out a condom but she had the snatch patch so im straight
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A female tampon softly patching a woman's butt cheeks together, via the sticky properties of ovulation, at night while she is sleeping on her back; this process is made possible by the vagina's natural elasticity, as well as the uncontrollable relaxing and contracting while she sleeps, thus, causing the 'tamp' to slide out of the 'vag' (vadge), right into her crack.
EX:1
Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?
Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!
Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?
Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!
EX2:
Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?
Tiff - Hell ya nukka!
Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!
Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!
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A place in rural South Dakota where the most wicked parties occur.
"Dude were you at the {Prickly patch} last night?, Yeah man shit was a little rough but it was awesome...
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When you have sex with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. The smell of the 'tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. It also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.
I have to take a shower baby, I can see my 'tard patch glowing in the dark.
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The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.
His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.
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this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
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