pun saloun

A place were a large number of ladys most of the time intoxicated come and gather... Inciting men to follow.

Whats going on dave, not shit, you, nope, Wanna go down to the pun saloun. Fuck Yeah

1👍 2👎

Big Pun

a true sack, shits with the door open and sits at the very front of every strip club. usually has hooker stories.

Big Pun isn't going out tonight. He bought a new sport fucking dvd.

14👍 117👎

pun bastard

One who finds, at first, an informal audience which appreciates a primarily witty pun, but then plummets them with an apparent backstock of his own homophonic concoctions intended to satisfy his own secret literary longings.

"About the fishing trip, we had a good laugh at the bassinet joke, but I don't think the pun bastard knows when to quit"

1👍 3👎

Falcon PUN-ch

Super Smash Brothers pun characterized by causing intense, fiery laughter and propulsion of large distances

A:"I went to a renaissance fair and I meta knight"
B:"Heheh"
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
B:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

CF:"Falcon PUN-ch!!!!"

PLAYER DEFEATED

22👍 6👎

If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

72👍 32👎

Pun N' Cum

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..

Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..

5👍 1👎

web-pun

More users with etiquete will hold
off divulging a pun on the web until all addressed members have had sufficient time to respond to it. This allows the receiver plenty of time to be harrassed or abused. Once the receiver of pun is no longer amused
(we call this a "lethal web-pun) then we may divulged that false-hood of the pun.

Betty was trying to keep porn from her email and a Ralph told her a false way to do this. Ralph committed a "web-pun". Betty was getting angry. Now Ralph's dirty deed became a "Lethal web-pun.

1👍 4👎