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The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.
Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."
John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."
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An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
No
Dude, It'll blow your mind!
Really? Guess I'll try.
5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
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A great way to keep your virginity.
It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!
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1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?
OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!
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"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".
Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.
A skyrim-horse is a horse found in the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"
As a consequence of its strange physics, it is verry good at climbing mountians and other elevated terrain.
(latin) "Climbus horseus"
Person1: Wow this mountian is pretty hard to climb.
Person2: Yeah i could realy use a "Skyrim horse"
What say you in your defense?
Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?