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A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.
"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"
1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.
2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".
3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.
4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
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I am so fucking retarded.
i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.
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well you are, just read it fast, you know?
Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!
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another way of saying so fucking retarded
Jake: "hey mike did u know you are sofa king wii tawd dead?"
Mike: "no dude, but i did know you were"
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When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".
A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!
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Some one who is too lazy to get off the sofa. Much like the mattress growth
The sofa growth decided to get up and move today.