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Don'twannamakeher's Department Store

Da first sizeable retail outlet to use price-tags, it was also famous for its "respect for da ladies" policy of preferring not to compel its female employees to perform tasks/duties dat they found either offensive, demeaning, or too difficult/stressful/exhausting.

Wally-World and other big-name superstore chains should take a cue from Don'twannamakeher's Department Store, and treat all of their employees --- both male and female --- with more fairness and dignity.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021


Regulations Department

Regulations Department is a department of the Nova Corporation. They are tasked with enforcing the rules of the corporation and are hated by the majority of the community.

Yo, that retard is in Regulations Department, let's bully him.

by 8ansbes9 July 24, 2022


Dearly Departed

When the act of necrophilia results in orgasm for the deceased.

I gave him a dearly departed right before his funeral.

by cv rebelchick February 14, 2021


Department Of External Affairs

One of the most useless departments in the roblox scp genre, while it being a functioning department in the SCP Wiki, on roblox it is the most useless department in the genre due to it's Overseer or the group owner allying and doing their job in groups.

The Administrator: Alright, I'll accept your affiliation
DEA Ambassador: But why?! that's not your job!?
The Administrator: You're the only one in the department since nobody cares about DEA
DEA Ambassador: Because you already do our job for us, instead of the Department Of External Affairs doing it for you.

by Chaos_Insurgent2 December 9, 2022


Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 9, 2020


Laces fire department

Not useful at all

The laces fire department is not use full at all

by 330 mill October 10, 2020


Deli Department

An Orange cat from New Zealand who has an internet following of 24.4K members. Is considered a Sh*tweasel with a tiny head, proclivities for violence, and chewing off the whiskers of foster kittens. He is the subject of "Special wewivery! It's a dumb cat!" Members insist they are not-a-cultmunity. Deli will poo in the washing machine, bite toddlers, and attack the vacuum at every opportunity.

"Well, the sh*tweasel Deli Department is at it again, inciting violence among the chickens."

by Teffie208 July 30, 2024