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waking up to the sound of your buddy cracking a beer in your face early in the morning, usually after a night of partying or savraging (see savrage). If you get cracked, you must chug the entire beer upon awakening.
The rules for cracking go as follows:
-It must be after 7:00AM
-It must be a 12oz light beer
-The beer must be cold
-Only the last person still asleep qualifies for getting cracked
-No alarms can be set for waking up to crack someone
-A counter attack may be achieved by grabbing the beer out the cracker's hand before the beer is cracked open, or by cracking open a beer in said cracker's face before getting cracked; this is a very rare occurrence and the person getting counter-cracked must drink both beers
I can't believe I got fucking cracked this morning, that beer tasted like absolute shit.
Better hope I don't wake up before you tomorrow.. I'm gonna crack your ass in the morning.
Yo Tommy drank way too much, he's definitely getting cracked in the morning.
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verb: to crack
Giving into the temptation of masturbation when deprived of sexually related activities for a prolonged period of time.
Girl1"Do you think Tam's cracked?"
Girl2"Yeah, deffinitely, he cant go a week without cracking!"
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something nice or something that you want
those are a cracking pair of boobs!
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The feeling that you're about to explode as a result of too much stress, like when glass cracks as a result of rapid temperature change.
Man, I have so much on my plate right now: school, work, kids, etc. I just feel so cracked.
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Another word for cool, and or tight
Man that Z-Ro CD was crack - That shirt is crack
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To hit on someone or want someone for sex.
Jim was was really flirty tonight, I think he was cracking on to me.
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