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1) Fighting on ice, e.g. professional hockey.
2) A hockey game that has an inordinate amount of fights either throughout the game or simultaneously as in a bench-clearing brawl.
Fan 1: "Did you watch the Stanley Cup finals between the Penguins and the Redwings? Talbot fought Lindstrom, Fleury fought, Osgood fought Ericcson, Ericcson fought Talbot..."
Fan 2: "Oh, you mean the fight capades. Yeah, the Pens kicked their asses!"
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A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.
Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)
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Michael Haggar succeeds in becoming mayor of New York three times in a row by beating the shit out of both the Mad Gear and the Skull Cross gangs. Hey wait a minute. Mike used to be that sissy-trunked pro wrestler in Saturday Night Slam Masters. Still has that pigtail. lol.
And that's basically the Final Fight story.
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No such thing...
Mr. Durden
Guy 1: Hey, I heard last night's fight club was insan...
Guy 2: *Knocks him out* *Drags body away*
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The act of urinating on another person in order to gain friendship or impress them.
...and I turned and I yelled, "Pee fight!" ... and I turned and I peed on him. HRRRNNG NYHRRRR!
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Fancy Way: Usually, a ridiculously simple disagreement between two or more people under the intoxicating effects of alchohol, that is quicky changed into a brawl. The reasons may vary, but anything can be offensive to an alchohl impaired mind. These fights will more often than not take place in a bar, pub, club, or any public facility that offers alcholic beverages. In any case, anyone involved in the brawl may be immediatly thrown out of the premises by bouncers, and will 1) continue the fight, or 2) forget what happened and attempt to limp home.
Sucka' Way: When two drunk dudes get pissed at each other for some bull shit over sports, get up, or a chicken wing. They'll try to knock each other out, but will probably get the shit kicked out of them by some guy who's bigger and more sober than they are. They can be entertaining to watch, depending on who's fighting, which bar it is, and whether the Raiders or the Steelers won the game.
Jack: *moan* What the hell happened last night? Ow...
Mac: Shit, you don't remember? You got in a bar fight with some fucker who's a mixed martial artist or some shit. Man, you were so fucking drunk, your head was spinning BEFORE he hook'd ya'!
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an all out battle royal, every man for himself, and the only way to eliminate someone is to land your chode on his face.
can also be used to describe a one-on-one battle
ricky used his ninja quickness to win the chode fight.
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