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The act of banking on not having school because of a snowy forecast. At the very least this will usually consist of doing absolutely no work for the next day. Other options include: staying up later than usual, playing in the victory snow, staying at someone else's house, drinking, and other various activities. This glorious activity can be carried out by both students and teachers. The less snow called for, the more exciting the snow banking is.
Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet
Derek: How is that paper coming along that's due tomorrow?
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.
General term for a black person that either plays ice hockey or regularly attends games, since they stick out like a raisin in the snow.
Wayne Simmonds is a snow raisin, and Jarome Iginla is a half-snow raisin.
Ice cube at the end of the dong bag.
It was Mexico. I had no choice, it was a hot day - I snow cheesed her.
A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.
"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"
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e-mail that has passed mail filter
The snowe was one of the few fortunate to make it into the inbox.
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(Verb) To snow, ejaculate onto a hard surface and let dry. Once dry, scrape the seminal fluid off in flakes, placing them in a salt-shaker. The actual act of snowing is then when the dried flakes of semen are sprinkled onto someone.
"How did that bachelor party end up?" "We all snowed the hooker, it was sick!"
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1.) Make it rain but with diamonds or cocaine.
2.) To obtain magical elsa powers from watching Frozen to much.
Guy in hood 1: Yo homie make it snow up in here!
Guy in hood 2: Okay Bruh *Turns into black Elsa*
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