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Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020


Survival Stance

ugly wide stance on a skateboard.

Get out the survival stance, bitch

by ThePhelper May 9, 2019


Surviver

The misspeelling of the of the famous tv show "Survivor." Started in May of 2000, Survivor has been airing for 20 years now. It is one of the most neccessary shows and has become internationall with more than fifti countries having spin offs of Survivor. The likelihood of Survivor being spelled Surviver is impprobable, however, according to polls, when one thoussand people were tested, threee hundred of them spelled it with an e instead of an o. Hopefully this will teach people how to spell Survivor correctly.

"Hey Jimmy, did you watch Surviver last night?"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"

"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast June 12, 2020


Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.

robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh

by skliwwa September 27, 2022


a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021


State of Survival

A fun zombie apocalypse mobile game but like many other mobile games, their advertisements are completely fraudulent because you won't actually get 777 draws and the legendary hero Lucky for free if you click on the link below.

Despite the fraudulent advertisement, State of Survival is a game worth playing if you are into survival games, but even if you are, you don't have to get it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 23, 2023


State of Survival

A RPG game made by Kings Group. A scam generally, just like most of the games on iOS, especially Genshin Impact. The differences here is the establishment of many Discord servers of several in-game states for players to brag their asses off about attacks with consent and making memes about it the game and the company itself. Some dudes are dedicated to stay home and grind it, just like the Genshin and LoL dudes.

Quote from my buddy: "State of Survival, more like Scam of Survival."

by a nobody, literally January 3, 2022