Random
Source Code
Random
A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)
8👍 3👎
Trousers hated by stylish Chelsea FC supporters. Mostly worn by Fulham and Arsenal fans. Also known as "tosser trousers" or "wanker pants".
Chelsea fan Clive: "OMG, look at those red trousers"
Chelsea fan Seb: "Terrible, must be a Fulham fan, no taste"
9👍 4👎
The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
9👍 4👎
Imaginery item(s) found in the inside of the trouser leg, used by species called Big Caff and the Timmies...
Trouser Guns
The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.
I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.
The testicles.
Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!
Someone that constantly attempts to make them self seem more important than they really are.
James: That pretentious cocksucker Javier keeps CCing Richard and Martha on stupid fucking emails that don't even pertain to them; just to make it seem like he's actually working.
Ryan: Yeah, that fucking trouser sniffer.