Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.

I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.

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Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll

You fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick. Then you put it in her vagina pull it out and wipe it across her face while she sucks on your balls.

I just finished doing a Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll with this bad bitch!

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Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.

"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

It was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.

I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

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tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

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