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Crappy tourist city in the UK full of old rich arrogant British people. Also used to be some old Roman city and famous for the Roman baths. Nick cage also resides in Bath though his lack of money means he will probably move soon.
I am a student at the University of Bath in Bath, UK.
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1. Any person who dresses, talks, behaves, sleeps,eats, watches, carries their iphone in their hand,
Wearing a hat halfway on their skull and generally exists to be like Zac Effron (uberdouche god of douchebagness)
2. Any person who wears Hollister, abercrombie and fitch and walks around
Westfield shopping center with the bags in their hands.
3. Anyone with the name Jedd, zac, toby, ed, James, anastasia, isobel, timothy
Freddie, Tom and Harry.
4. Anyone who still calls hood guys chavs.
5. Starbucks drink, iphone, tight v neck tee, skinny jeans, converses, cap halfway back from your head,
Speak with an english accent, listen to indie.
"Did you see that couple wearing abercrombie and hollister walking around westfields with iphones and starbucks drinks?"
"Yeah, what a pair of douche (uk version) !"
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When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.
Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.
Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.
John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!
Proper wasteman batty
someone nobody respects
a gentleman who is too kind to the africans and doesnt care about personal appearence
Jeff : Oi wasteman pumplex u wanna get lips to da floor ?
Colin : Nah Omega UK V1 will come down get hench on ya batty crease lad proper loves the willy that guy
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When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)
Terminology
Hanging left :
. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party
In the middle (inside the underwear)
. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace
. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised
Hanging Right a.k.a:
. Voting Conservative
. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party
When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:
. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session
A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.
Wife: What are you doing?
husband: Rehanging parliament
Wife: What?
husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour
- Rehanging Parliament (uk)
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Lets say that they live in crop tops, adidas superstars and they think they rule insta. These are a common species and can be found in nearly every shopping centre hanging outside of Victoria Secrets PINK or new look thinking they look cool yet they have no originality. They are killing off the nearly extinct Cool Teenager who listens to nirvana, sings and plays guitar, is a hippie and lights incense. The Cool Teens are the ones we need not the basic bitches.
Look at her she is such basic teenager in the UK.
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