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anthroholics anonymous

A collective group of individuals who are addicted to shopping at Anthropologie.

My husband is going to send me to Anthroholics Anonymous when he sees all that I bought today.

by TakeItDon'tLeaveIt October 30, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymousยฎ is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.

"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"

by rperazag June 28, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anonymous Tip

When you have sex with a police officer while wearing a mask.

Kyle: "How'd it go last night? I heard you got pulled over?"
Phil: "It went okay. I got a warning and then have her an anonymous tip."
Kyle: "Nice"

by adogc95 March 14, 2017

101๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dickheads Anonymous

A group for people who are in denial about being a dickhead but has been forced to go to meetings.

"Hi I'm Aaron, and I'm a dickhead."
"Hi Aaron."

by Lady D November 26, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


anonymous sex

Sexual encounters between two or more people who do not know each other, who have not been introduced, and often, who never learn each other's real names. Among gay men, practiced at sex clubs, parties, and bars, or arranged by placing or responding to online casual encounter ads or in online chat rooms.

Carol only sleeps with guys she's met socially, but Alice prefers the thrill of anonymous sex.

At the bath house, I had to explain to my buddy Ted that anonymous sex is the norm; most guys get freaked out if you walk up to them and ask for their name.

by r2lee July 24, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


sexaholics anonymous

a great place to pick up chicks

the main character in the book Choke goes to sexaholics anonymous meetings to pick up chicks

by deadprez92 March 26, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gangsters Anonymous

Twelve Step group based out of D-Town Texas thats primary purpose is to help true gangster ass thugs stop their true gangster ass thug ways.

THE TWELVE STEPS OF

GANGSTERS ANONYMOUS(G.A.)

1. I admitted that I am powerless over being a G, that the bitch called life has become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe or am willing to belive that a Gangster greater than myself could restore me to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our soldier rags over to the care of The Almighty Gangster (A.G) as we understood Him.
4. Fearlessly peeped our own game.
5. Admitted to The A.G, to ourselves, and to another homie the exact nature of how we earned our stripes.
6. Were One-Hunnit percent ready to have The A.G wash away our sins.
7. Humbly asked that Nigga to remove our weakness.
8. Made a list of all fuck boys we had came up on, and became willing to make amends to some of them fools.
9. Made direct amends to such bustas whenever we felt like it, especially when to do so would injure them or innocent bystandards.
10. Continued to peep our own game and when we were wrong denied it till the end.
11. Sought through rap and BET to improve our conscious contact with The A.G as we understood Him, freestyling only on His beats for the power to run the game.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of this code, we tried to carry the message to brothas (and sistas), and practice these principals in all our dealings

I have to go to my Gangsters Anonymous Meeting at 3:30am.

Thats one Cold Piece of Work who started Gangsters Anonymous, cold like the Artic Ocean

by Gangster Anonymous July 30, 2014