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ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 08, 2016


I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 02, 2023


donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickyseamen June 03, 2011


Noah's Ark - The Short Version

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D

"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."

by theworldofurbanwords December 07, 2024


ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024


Joker Ark

In reference to "The Joker"; when a person has become a menace to society (general tomfooleries, "jokes" that are far beyond the acceptable standard, crime, dastardly behavior )

person 1: "Man, did you hear what Josiah said in the car? That was downright dastardly!"
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."

by PeepeeGod6969 August 30, 2021


Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat

My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.

by flounder98w March 12, 2021