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donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickyseamen June 3, 2011


Joker Ark

In reference to "The Joker"; when a person has become a menace to society (general tomfooleries, "jokes" that are far beyond the acceptable standard, crime, dastardly behavior )

person 1: "Man, did you hear what Josiah said in the car? That was downright dastardly!"
person 2: "I know! He must be going through his Joker Ark."

by PeepeeGod6969 August 30, 2021


Noah's Ark - The Short Version

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D

"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."

by phineasandferbfan2025 December 7, 2024


ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024


Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.

Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.

by Soob12 October 19, 2023


Ark Barker

Some one that begs you to play ark with them.

"Your such an Ark Barker bro"

by Moomootheocelot May 14, 2022


Pull an Ark

To say something completely random in order to change the current topic of conversation.

Person 1: So i got a vesectomy today.
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!

by yearghable December 21, 2006