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When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.
Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?
It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.
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US Military slang for coffee
Q: "How do you want your coffee?"
A: "I'd like my battery acid black."
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low battery can stand for a lot of shit! it basically means "all out of" a certain thing or just unwilling to continue. there can be: emotionally low on battery , physically low battery, financially low on battery ,or any other stupid thing anyone could use!!!
emotionally low batt- stressed, mad,emo, sad,lovesick,lonely,...(anything regarding emotions)
physically low batt- tired,sick,hungover(from over night partying),too drunk to stand up,stoned,jaded,or just f***ing sleepy...
financially low batt- broke(like britteny spears ever since she lost her underwear!),out of money(im sure you already get it... right?)
low battery can also mean "turned off" or what a girl says when shes not horny!!!
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An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.
I was running low on cash and had to float on my battery bank until payday.
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A situation where a young lady is out of new batteries for her sex toy(s) and dosen't remember this fact until she begins masterbating. Hence the efuriating, impatient hunt for batteries begins (remotes, old cameras, junk drawer, travel curling iron, garage, radios, flashlights, etc.). If no batteries are found, hunt is then considered a failure and the night is ruined. She might remember to buy batteries next trip to the store but probably not.
If a woman is quickly searching for batteries with you in the store..."Why do you need batteries?"
"Because I need some that's why!!!!"
She's probably on a batter hunt. Get out of her way.
"I had to go on a fucking battery hunt for 20 minutes last night before I finally stole my roommate's remote."
"I hate it when my dad asks me why I need batteries while I'm on the battery hunt. NONE OF DAMN YOUR BUSINESS DAD!"
"What do you need D batteries for? I never buy those"
"I know neither do I but I need them for my vibrator. I'm tired of battery hunting and I haven't filed my nails lately."
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A cute ship name of two soulmates with names that start with A. They are a lovely couple and they will be together forever and ever. Everyone thinks they are adorable and the most perfect couple!
Ashlyn: hey aiden, everyone loves how we are dating. just like how i love you 😘
Aiden: yes babe i know and i love you too cutie!😍 AA batteries for life!
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to hype somebody up by talking to them to do something for you
Im going to have to put the battery on my little sister to get my mother to buy the tickets to Disney World.
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