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On October 24th, 1989 a Swedish man was born. And that is Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg.
"What day is it today?"
"It's PewDiePie's birthday!"
If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.
Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”
Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”
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A 24-case of bottled beer used for someone's 24th birthday celebration. It is ideally a replacement for a typical birthday cake, and its presentation commences singing and blowing out candles on the case for wish-making.
What kind of cake did you get for your birthday?
What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.
The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.
Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!
A mini-midlife crisis suffered by someone around the vicinity of their birthday.
Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.
Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.
It's the time of year that Matt starts to act like a right fool, talking himself up, acting like he's all that. Wait, it's nearly his birthday - he's having another birthday breakdown!
Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.
A time to NEVER piss someone off
Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING
a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.
I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.