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To give a blow job, particularly on your birthday.
Now Jon was 50, he had a lot of candles. Jon would be blowing the candle all night long.
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Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.
The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.
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The one word that should be used to censor those words that will get you demonetized
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elliott smith's first album and song on the album.
I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames
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When your loved one gracefully takes your balls in her mouth while hand stroking your jimmy at the precise moment of making a love puddle...
It's Father's Day and you know what that means; The Roman Candle
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Dang, after you hit that sticky sticky. A week or so later you end up having the nasty nasty, da white nasty gonnorhea shit! And that shit drips down your candle stick like some hot candle wax!
Dang that candle wax burns yo!
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