dude claw

Dude claw (n) Human phalis, bunched tightly in either or both pant legs causing the scrotum to resemble a male version of the "camel toe", and phalis to hug tightly in the pant leg looking shockingly similar to that of a dewclaw from a cat. Hence the origin of the name " dudeclaw"

Don't hornswaggle my dude claw tyrone, I thought we were boys!

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Da Claw

a quick but painful pinch on a man's nipple

Man: it is hot in hear
Man 2: yea
Man: you know what is also hot
Man 2: what
Man: Da Claw!!!
Man 2: you dick!!!!

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claw formation

a humorous yet upsetting defilement of military formation made famous by the "operation lion claws military simulation series" which is directly defined by its lack of organization or proper command, poor use of cover, and often deadly results for the squad utilizing it.

"sir, squad 3 is pinned under heavy fire."
"how far are they? can we provide support?"
"yes sir, their about a quarter mile north on the far side of the ridge."
"what kind of position are they holding?"
"sir, they have the high ground, half the squad is black and the enemy has angles."
"let me confirm this, you said they have high ground and the ENEMY has angles?"
"yes sir"
"claw formation?"
"yes sir"
"fuck 'em, tell squad 2 to collect them once the battles over."
"yes sir"

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Reverse claw

A hand geture where the right hand curls in on itself and is pulled up to the right shoulder.
Often found accompanying hook mouth
This often occurs upon recieving VERY strange or alarming news.

"Did you see how Cindy inhaled those two quarter-pounders?"
*reverse claw*

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mummy-claw

(verb) extension of the toes while sleeping so that the toenails rake the skin of a bed partner, producing an unpleasant sensation for that partner.

"When we spoon, he has the horrible habit of mummy-clawing me in my sleep with his crusty toenails."

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Rusty Claw

The act of sticking your finger up your arse and wiping it on the inside of your victims mouth, usually when they are asleep.

First one to fall asleep gets the rusty claw.

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Compton Claw

Noun. The naughtiest of the naughty sex acts in which a lady in a prone, doggy-style position receives, from her partner, the thumb in the bum and the middle finger (called the Stinger Finger) in the pink. Upon insertion and while inside your lady's cavity of love, you pinch your thumb and Stinger Finger together firmly as if to imitate a claw. Do not inquire if your lady enjoys this...she always will!!!

I gave this scanky hoodrat the Compton Claw and she screamed like a pig.

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