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When you're banging a chick in the ass, and you pull out your dick and use it to spread shit on the bags under her eyes.
Reginald noticed his girlfriend had been looking a little haggard, so he gave her a dirty cucumber and told her to let it sit overnight.
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sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it
i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night
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When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"
Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.
Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.
A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck
My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!
Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores
Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)
P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.
P2: What the fuck?
P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!