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A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.
spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end
it's effective!
Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!
a one-dollar bill that is rejected by a snack vending machine (the dollar is forcing you to be on a diet)
Does anyone have change for the vending machine? I've got a diet dollar here
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A diet pioneered by Dr. Atkins, in which he emphasizes an extreme reduction in carbohydrates in one's principal diet to lose weight. The person on the diet is required to eat a certain amount of protein a day to help with repairs in musicle mass.
Critics painstakingly try to debunk the Atkins diet as being ridiculous and lame, but the science behind the diet doesn't lie. Since carbohydrates are your body's primary energy source, significantly reducing them causes your body to start burning it's second natural energy source: stored fat. When your body starts doing this, it's in a state called "ketosis." (Not to be confused with ketoacidosis, a dangerous conditions that diabetics can slip into if a certain blood-sugar level isn't maintained.)
Objective studies have shown that, over time, this diet is just as effective as any other diet.
Contrary to what the morons say on here, you ARE restricted in what types of proteins you consume, and you don't TOTALLY eliminate carbohydrates. You're simply eliminating the types that have a high impact on your blood-sugar level.
Furthermore, critics like to argue that consumption of high amounts of proteins and cholesterol while on this program have a detrimental effect on your health. This is almost always untrue. Since you no longer have excess sugar to burn (from your own consumption), your body changes over from a sugar-burning metabolism to a fat-burning metabolism. The excess fat and cholesterol consumed by you is simply burned away.
I lost 75lbs on the Atkins Diet.
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Being on a Stoner diet is when all you eat is boxed foods such as cereal, hot pockets, waffles, and cup of noodles.
Hot pockets HAVE to be Ham and Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza flavored. Waffles HAVE to be Eggo. Cup of Noodles has to be shrimp flavored. And cereal has to be made by kellogs. If you follow these rules your on a stoner diet.
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Drinking large amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach.
J: "Dude, I've had 6 beers and I didn't eat dinner tonight."
A: "You're on a liquid diet bro."
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Diet pills are pills, taken like Advil or Tylenol, that supposedly increase your metabolism and burn more calories. Some diet pills get over people's psychological block that is holding them back from losing weight but the ones that really do work on your metabolism have been proven to be dangerous. Countless investigations by government agencies and high-ranking officials to private investigators have looked into the world of diet pills resulting in lawsuits, damage reports and in some cases the pressing of criminal charges.
A famous example of a diet pill and a famous model for it would be TrimSpa and Anna Nicole Smith respectively. Smith appeared in several advertisements for the diet pill ranging from television commercials, radio commercials and other forms of marketing. Her death was not related to consumption of TrimSpa.
Kim's taking diet pills? Wow, that's about the most desperate thing she's ever done.
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